Cut the crap, people!!!

So, I have finished marking your quiz papers. Surprisingly, none of you got higher than 73.5% despite your endless attempts to cheat and thinking that i would not know. shame on you people!!!

Oh, talking about cheating. I don't think the questions were too hard. So hard that you need to cheat. Come on..Don't speak so lowly of yourself. If you think that your intelligence does not match the level of the questions, at least be a bit smart, people. Cheat smartly. Slipping notes under the tables, passing notes using stationery, using hand and head signals,eurghh..Those tricks have been used when i was in secondary school and how many years have passed? Like 10 years ago? See, how yesterday! Amateur! Unprofessional! Studying in a university, wearing matric cards, walking proudly AND YOUR CHEATING TECHNIQUES ARE SO ORTHODOX? And you even dare calling yourself university students? (shaking my heads)

You think you can play smart, so you did not study or you divide studying parts (example:Ali takes Adjectives, Abu studies subject-verb agreement, Lina takes parts of speech, so that you don't have to study all and you can exchange the answers later) but i tell you what my HUNNY BUNNIES, CUPPY CAKES, SUGAR PIES, CANDY POPS, your attempts to play smart only accentuates STUPIDITY even more.

You even insulted my intelligence by thinking that i would not know what you were doing. You frowned your face, looked at your right and left, pretending to be thinking very hard, cracking your brain to get the answer, pretending to ask your friends because you didn't understand the questions, pretending to be....ohh so many things. How PATHETIC!!
Do i need to point out names in this blog? You, amateur cheaters? Nuhh..You know who you are. Girls are included also, mind you.
I've lived long enough to know if you're cheating and thanks to you for committing those foolish cheating strategies, i could detect cheating people a thousand times easier. I can tell, just by looking at your answers. Come on, at least give me a bit of challenge to track your dirty jobs.

What about the things that you wrote in your blogs?I love you Miss Dia, i promise to pay attention in class, my English is bad, i'm so lucky to have a lecturer like you, my communication is bad, my grammar sucks, i trust you Miss Dia, i hope you can teach me, i hope this class will improve my English, i expect to learn English with support from Miss Dia, Friends and dictionary. Based on you've done the other day, it appears to me that all these things are merely CRAP!

Do you think my language is harsh and crude? This is nothing. I can swear and my words can be violent but i'll keep that to myself. No need to contaminate my credibility. So not worth it!

So people, the next time you're having a thought to cheat in my tests, BE SMARTER TO OUTSMART ME!! If you have read it, please spread this to your peers. Tell them to read this post because this stupidity has to stop. Seriously!!